Lil Kim has been going at her, but now, Nicki Minaj has another female enemy … her name is Khia. Who, you ask? She had that smash from 2002, “My Neck, My Back, Lick It.” Remember?
Well, the Florida rapper penned a blog on Monday (November 29), in which she reviewed Nicki’s debut Pink Friday, titling the post “Nicki Minaj’s Feature-Creature Album Review… The Sh** is Trash, Straight Monday Morning Pick up!”
Khia didn’t hold any punches when it came to taking shots at the Young Money signee either.
She kicked off her review with: “When I said Happy Thanksgiving, I was not talking about Onika’s album because there was nothing ‘Happy’ about it, and when I say I nothing… I do mean ‘Nothing, Nada, Zilch… This bitch needs to be SHOT on site. So while these bitches are fighting over whose ASS SHOTS are the biggest, give me an album without any CAMEOS and then you can talk to the Queen…”
It didn’t stop there, her post continued with even more harsh words, before she even gets to the actual review of the album, in which she breaks it down track-by-track.
“It smells WORSER than the gas that’s coming out of my ASS, from all of the Turkey that I ate over the Thanksgiving weekend,” Khia wrote. “Someone needs to give this BITCH a FLEET Enima and ‘FLUSH’ her IMMEDIATELY, She is nothing but a ‘Ghostwritten,’ Weezy-wannabe WHORE!”
Despite all the insults, Khia does explain that she didn’t download Pink Friday, but actually supported Nicki by going out and buying it $13.99, just to see what the hype was about. But, as you can tell from the review, she was thoroughly disappointed.
When Khia gets to finally gets to the review — after three paragraphs of disses — she started by trashing the cover … and then picked apart every single track on the album while adding more insults along the way.
Below are just a couple of her critiques:
Track 2: Roman’s Revenge: The best thing on this track was Eminem! Someone call “Puff The Magic” Dragon Slayer. Was she talkin about Lil Kim and was not woman enough to say it? Ooooooooooh Enimem, I never dated a white dude before…..Let’s share an Ice Cream Sandwich, or maybe an Oreo Cookie or even a Peppermint Patty! Oooooooooooooh, I’m sooooooooooo messy!
Track 10: Here I Am: Where are you? When you pulled “Massive Attack,” you should have pulled a few more! You are a “Feature-Creature” Hoe, Tired and Threw. MOP this FLOP, all through my kitchen floor. Now they say, that this bitch has issues such as being bipolar and having symptoms of ADD. Instead of buying all of them costumes and wigs, you need to invest in a psychiatrist. I can hear pain on every track, you need a whole lot of SPECIAL attention.
Before signing off, Khia ends her “review” by rating Nicki’s Pink Friday a solid zero out of five stars.
“You have been officially sentenced to LIFE without any eligibility for Parole,” she wrote, adding: “and have been banished from the Hip-Hop community for giving us this weak ass album.”